Nerf Nintendo Wii Sports Pack Good for Sports-Inspired Violence

If the Brando Wii Sports accesory pack was still a little too dangerous, you are in luck. Nerf, the company that has embedded violence into every child's mind for the past 30 years, has announced their Wii Sports accessories pack at the 2007 Toy Fair. The best part about these accessories is that after you get beaten into a pulp in Wii Golf then you can proceed to bash in the opponent with the foam Wii golf club and not worry about injury. The Nerf Sports Pack should be available this summer. Thanks, jstan

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