Dear Fred Amoroso (and assorted other CEOs, etc.),
Jesus CHRIST. Stop with the "open letters." We know you're just copying Steve because he's the cool kid in class and all, but come on. You know how everyone accuses you guys of just copying Apple? You're doing it. Right. Now. He doesn't care what you think. And no, he's not going to hand over FairPlay, so stop asking.
I mean, Fred, dude, did you miss us laughing at the RIAA for thinking Steve-o was offering to let the rest of the industry get their grubby little hands on FairPlay? Apparently so, because you say: