X-Paste, For Teeth (Not Penis)


While its name tantalizes the libido with possibilities of a super sex cream/adhesive, the X-Paste is just for teeth (though what you do in the privacy of your bathroom is not for us to judge).

Mounting on your wall, the X-Paste is a pump that distributes the "perfect" amount of toothpaste on your brush. We've looked through the entire site, but we're still not certain how one pumps the device or defines "perfect" amount. So we'll have to assume that advanced AI uses a dual brainwave/stank breath detector to provide handless pumping that spews hundreds of gallons of toothpaste at unwilling willing bathroom-goers. $59

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