• By Adam Frucci
    Feb 19, 2007 12:00 PM 594
    read more: #gadgets, #automaticeyemassager, #japan

    Japanese Eye Massager Does Everything But Gouge

    OK, let's play a game here. Which of the following phrases is not a claim made by this Japanese Automatic Eye Massager? No cheating!

    A) Prevents computer syndrome.
    B) Produces a gasification barometric pressure massage eye flesh.
    C) Removes baggy eyes and black eyes.
    D) Relaxes nerves and improves microcirculation for healthy eyes.

    Give up? It was a trick question! Those are all things this wacky eye massager can do. For only $58, how can you go wrong? –Adam Frucci

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