Gizmodo Tip #45: Avoid any gadget that speaks unnecessarily. This includes but is not exclusive to talking...bottle openers, plush dolls, birthday cards, keychains, nose hair trimmers, trout that hang on your wall, any trout, anything that hangs on your wall and anything that I will in any way hear ever.
Gizmodo Tip #46: Avoid speaking back to any gadget that speaks unnecessarily. Especially when drinking. The $66 talking butler is just a hired hand. He doesn't care about "the one that got away" or how you were "born to do something very important" with your life. And neither do your guests who are sharing the bottle.