Fox Fury's 1000-lumen LED "MF" 1000 Flashlight: No Relation to BFG, Brightest Ever

Fox Fury claims that the MF 1000 — no relation to the BFG — LED flashlight is the brightest ever at 1000-lumens, throwing the equivalent of a 60-watt lightbulb into a beam pattern as tighter than a spotlight. That generous and brilliant output makes it appropriate for rescue spotting puppies adrift in storm-swollen rivers at up to 600-feet, or blinding friends with a bit of point-blank tomfoolery. The shock, fire, and water resistant aluminum case houses a 9-LED array and 15 lithium CR123 cells that last a mere hour in full power mode. (Or 3 hours in 3 LED mode.) Yours for $1000. I want.
MF 1000 [Fox Fury]