Now if the knife packaging could only be opened through a failed breathalyzer, we'd really have something.
And what's with this "you still have to walk to the other side of the store for black leather gloves" attitude? Because if I find a pair with a packaged flask and silencer, you just lost my business, pal.
Thanks Luke, hope Italy was "productive"!












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