Hot on the heels (did you see what I just did there?) of the Optimus Prime helmet comes a pair of trainers from Nike. The colorway of silver*, red patent, blue and yellow just shrieks Optimus, dahlinks, and will transform (oh, look, I've done it again) the wearer into a bona-fide beetle-crushing superhero. The movie is out on July 4, but no news on the shoes' release date. Now all you need do is dig out your Transformer Y-fronts from Sixth Grade. More pictures after the jump.

– Ad Dugdale

*They look beige to me. Whoever heard of a beige-clad superhero? Blandman, perhaps.

Nike Air Trainer III, More Than Meets The Eye [UberReview]

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