When You Love Machines Too Much

Just remember, it could happen to any of us—at any time. Perhaps it will be the draw of soft Barry White playing on our alluring RED Nano, or a particularly revealing angle as Lara Croft illuminates our smooth, curvy, porcelain-white Xbox 360. Indeed, the question is really less "how" than "when".

The Sun reports on a British mechanic who has had relations with "more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal's JETSKI".

Wow. Whether or not cars are your cup of tea, this guy is inarguable a stud.

Mechanic: I Have Sex With Cars
[via jalopnik]