Just remember, it could happen to any of us—at any time. Perhaps it will be the draw of soft Barry White playing on our alluring RED Nano, or a particularly revealing angle as Lara Croft illuminates our smooth, curvy, porcelain-white Xbox 360. Indeed, the question is really less "how" than "when".

The Sun reports on a British mechanic who has had relations with "more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal's JETSKI".

Wow. Whether or not cars are your cup of tea, this guy is inarguable a stud.

Mechanic: I Have Sex With Cars
[via jalopnik]