You've gotta be on one lazy bastard to justify having this in your kitchen. It's a battery-operated Bounty dispenser. Wave your fat arm in front of the machine's sensor and it'll automatically dispense a full or half-sheet paper towel. No word on pricing yet, though personally I'm holding out for version 2.0 which dispenses and cuts the Bounty for you.
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