Destroying evidence is a decidedly dreary affair, what with you having to sit with your feelings of guilt and apprehension while you shred sheet after sheet of incriminating information. Why not spice things up and make your criminality a bit more fun?
These friendly paper shredders, coming in the form of a cow or a frog, will make your insider trading and shady accounting practices seem like no big deal. That is until the cops bust in, but hey, you might as well enjoy your last minutes of freedom with some cutesy crap.
Friendly Paper Shredders [Far East Gizmos]