They may look like a secret Wii accessory we haven't seen, but these floating bowling pins are actually desktop speakers. They're held up by a thin spine/rod which you can only see from behind to give the illusion that they're floating in air. The speakers shoot audio straight into the circular base, which Audio-Technica says helps spread the sound. Here's the catch, they only deliver 1.7 watts yet cost 200 bones. I don't care how cool these bowling pins look, 1.7 watts does not equal $200.