iPod Privacy Protector: No One Will Know What You Are Watching Save For The Bulge In Your Pants

First, an apology. I tried to think of other reasons why you might want to buy this privacy screen protector, apart from watching porn in public, but I failed. It's adhesive and it costs $9.99 and, like I said, you can watch ladies licking other ladies (or whatever floats your boat) without worrying about being caught.

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