This is for the folks out there who have ripped their music collection but can't bear to throw their vinyl out. Like me. Fit a battery in this Swarovski-studded VW Camper Van, place its needle on the record, watch it race round the grooves, and think, "Jeez, the sound quality on this is abysmal". Well, what do you expect? Two other reasons why I won't be buying it: It costs $487 and it only plays 33RPM. Looks like my Chicago House 12"s will carry on gathering dust.