Itch Soother Might Just Scratch an Itch of One Kind or Another

This $17.98 Itch Soother looks like it's able to scratch an itch, but not necessarily one caused by a mosquito bite. But that's just what it's supposed to do, using heat to allegedly stop itching and swelling from those flying, biting vermin.

Yeah, it's an Itch Soother. Just try explaining that to the guys when they ask you what you're doing with a dildo in your backpack.

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