If I could get past the IKEA Birchwood construction and shape, I'd actually want this coffee table that can magnify objects up to 40x. It does that by use of a camera/light combo in the corner, and an LCD in the center. Perfect for stamp collectors, people who like to analyze their food in an impolite way, and people like me who like to sit on the corner of their coffee tables in the buff.
Video after the jump. (Of the table, not me.)