We have had quite the fetish with alarm clocks lately and I think Roger Ibars, designer of the Gun-Operated Alarm Clock, hit it right on the head. There isn't a morning that I don't feel like taking out my anger and grumpiness on an innocent being with a little bang bang (not that kind, pervert).
Ibars modified an old gaming light gun by adding some tilt sensors and attaching it to an alarm clock. Squeeze off a few rounds for a little snooze action and you can also set the alarm and time with the gun. It is only a conceptual design, so until it is made a reality just imagine shooting someone when you pound on that alarm clock every morning.