And that is "Hey Buddy, mind if I lick that cap?" It's just over 10 inches tall, costs around $50 and it does what all useful fridge magnets should do - namely crack open a cold one with the minimum of fuss. Actually, I'll give it another one. "Hey, excuse me, but I've noticed that you've fallen behind with your drinking." That's the Homer we know and love, a yellow, boggle-eyed vision of responsible boozing.
Homer talks with each bottle opened [Ubergizmo]