Today is Twitter's 8th birthday and it got you a gift. With Twitter's new First Tweet tool you can look back at your (or anyone else's) first tweet without hours upon hours of scrolling. We took the liberty to round-up a few of the best and worst from some noteworthy tweeters.
And we'll let current Twitter CEO Dick Costolo have the last word:
And that, of course, is only the beginning. We're only scratching the surface here. Please, leave your favorite hidden gems below, and we'll keep beefing up this list as we think of more people to embarrass!