Cheeseburger Vacuum Won't Clean Clogged Arteries

I guess designer portable, tabletop vacuums are an area yet to be tapped, until now. This is a miniature vacuum (think Dustbuster), but it is shaped like a cheeseburger. If you didn't feel like enough of a pig before, try cleaning all of those crumbs off your gut with an actual cheeseburger. $20.

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