It used to be enough just to save a cat from a tree. But with the commonality of CGI, stuntmen and radioactive cellphones, the bar has been raised. Being a hero gets you a pension. Being a superhero gets you everything else. (Like a show on NBC and loads of fruit/sausage/tiny mustard baskets).
But becoming a superhero is no small feat. More often than not, radioactive waste makes appendages fall off instead of making them
bigger stronger.That's why we've assembled the essential gear you need to become a superhero—and the best part—it all exists right now. Apart, these items are troublesome. Together they culminate in nothing less than a Captain Planet–style ass whooping (without the water, fire, earth, etc powers).