Countdown is progressing for the really really fastest toilet ever:
Ten... Underseat heating - GO!
Nine... Crinoline laydee atop the looroll - GO!
Eight... Bogbrush disinfectant - GO!Bose-in-a-Ferrari at the FCC - GO!
Seven... Heated pedestal mat - GO!
Six... Moist toilet paper for emergencies - GO!
Four... Nokia N75 review and gallery - GO!
More after the jump.
Two... Collection of Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes should any missiles get, er, jammed in the chute - GO!
And... Disinfectant thingy to hang below the rim - GO! Emergency pump should the water gravitator fail - GO! A final word from our Sponsor - GO!
We have liftoff!
Congratulations to the team on a very successful launch into space. Let's face it, there's no chance we won't beat the British at their own game. After all, we always do.