I think we all know that today is a fabulous day. Don't we, parishioners of Gizmodo? We are to give thanks to Santa Rosa, the patron saint of platforms. Let us not forget Saint Reno either (are you sure that is the correct spelling?) without whom all this fabulous Intel nonsense would not be possible. So, without further ado let us pray.
Let us give thanks to machines that fold the toilet paper for you. Cleanliness is, after all, next to godliness.