While you were out celebrating some stupid day about stupid women giving stupid births out of their stupid vaginas, WE (all the cool people in the whole world) were HERE. Yes, kicking it Gizmodo-style.
Here are the top few stories you missed:
But trust me on this—the weekend posts are an opus not meant to be played out of sync. Enjoy your 40-hour workweek, suckers. I'm off until next weekend.