Gumshoe Richard Blakeley heard through the grapevine that something was afoot at the Cube Apple Store in Midtown Manhattan, so he headed up there to see what was going on. What he found was a big black shroud covering something he couldn't get access to. When he tried, he was accosted by jackbooted Apple Store employees asking if they could "help him." What's back there? What are they trying to hide? Why can't we know right now? It's a mystery! A mystery, I tell you!

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