The weapons genius who created this gizmo to terrorize his friends in the paintball arena is, I'm sure, having a lot of fun. But is he happy? Does he have something else in his life apart from neon-splattered T-shirts that his long-suffering mother washes lovingly for him each week? Because, frankly, I wonder whether any woman—be she a major shareholder in Sherwin-Williams or merely desperate—could snuggle up to this...

Mummy, it scared me so much that I had to imagine the man beneath the gun in an incongruous situation. And I did, only he was wearing a Mooing Thong. Sorry, mate.

Ultimate Paintball Gun [TechEBlog]

Contact information for this author is not available.