Brando is firing on all cylinders today with this eggy USB label printer from Casio. I didn't think it got any better than the iPhone battery but a girl can make mistakes. Features and price are below the gallery.

Egg-Shaped Printer
USB Connector for fast installation
Compact, space saving design
Print using any TrueType font installed on your PC
Create labels for binders, video cassettes, audio cassettes and more
Print characters in any language whose TrueType fonts are installed on your PC
Print the current date and time on your PC
Preset label templates for automatic typeface and font size settings
Print System: Thermal
Print Width: Approx. 8mm maximum
Print Length: Approx. 50mm maximum
Power Consumption: 2.5W (Supplied via USB port)
Operation Temperature: 10 ~ 35 degree
Dimensions: 79x66.5x108mm (Including stand)
Weight: Approx. 125g (Including stand)
Package Contents:

Casio USB Egg-Shaped Label Printer
A roll of thermal roll paper
USB Cable
Driver CD
User manual

Cost is $29, and you'll make chickens everywhere very jealous indeed. [Brando]

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