Here at IFA, we got our grubby, bar stamp-stained mitts on Canon's wicked EOS-1Ds Mark III. It's sporting a full-frame 21.1MP sensor that gave Jesus and I, as Ad aptly put it, "little techno woodies."

Check out that Canon rep behind our setup. He doesn't trust us one bit, afraid that we might smuggle the camera into the back and "make it a man." We can't blame him one bit.