• By Jason Chen
    Sep 20, 2007 2:10 PM 22,623
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    Fleshbot Tests the Hello Kitty Vibrator (Verdict: Great For Hello Clitty, Not So Good For Hello Cooty)

    We normally watch Fleshbot's Marital Aid Test Kitchen from afar with wonder and disgust, but seeing as they're testing the Hello Kitty Vibrator, we just had to pass their notes along to our readers. After importing a red one in from Japan, Fleshbot found that the HK keychain vibe performed admirably externally, but was too awkwardly shaped to be inserted internally. They reserve their recommendation, in the end, because Kitty's "pleading eyes staring up at you as you pleasure yourself with her" was too much for them to bear. Or bare. [Fleshbot NSFW]


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