Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

If you have $1.5 million spare change you can buy this Titan 1 nuclear missile base on eBay today. Located in central Washington, the 57-acre Larsen Air Force Base Titan ICBM launching complex 1A —complete with 16 underground buildings including three 160-feet missile silos— is ready for your post-Cold-War Jack-Bauer-induced delusional paranoia, War Games reenactments and family protection against drone wars. Awesome full specs and photographic interior tour right after the jump.

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Your $1,500,000 will get you:

• 57 acres terrain one and a half hours west of Spokane, 10 minutes from Interstate 90.

• 16 underground buildings including:

• Three 160' Tall Missile Silo.

• Three (4 story) Equipment Terminal buldings.

• Two Antenna Silos.

• 100' Diameter Control Dome.

• 125' Diameter Power Dome.

The purchase conditions are $300,000 down payment, 7% interest payments in three years, skip the middle man! Step right up, folks! Step right up.

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not Included

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not IncludedS

And in case you miss this one, don't worry: There are more for sale here, along with more photos and plenty of information about these dead Cold War giants. [eBay - Thanks Matthew]