Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Here's a selection of spooky-ook furniture you can buy if you're opening a haunted fairground attraction*/Madame of the world's least sexy themed brothel*/looking to scare seven shades of shit out of your kids*/on the shortlist to decorate Marilyn Manson's new crib*/a very sad and lonely individual*. Anyway, it's expensive, it's bad taste (that bloodied -baby-cradle combo must really tie the room together**) and it's almost Halloween, so enjoy the gallery below.

*Delete where applicable.
**This is Giz's joke of the month.

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

Get Ready for Halloween With Stupid Spooky Furniture

[ScareFactory via Shiny Shiny]