As if Kanye's beautiful and brilliant prose about Italian fashion, shopping, and bilingualism wasn't enough to convince you that Italy produces the nicest clothing, the iPolo will make you a believer. Just look at the fine craftsmanship that melds the douchebaggery of a sleeveless shirt with the jackholiness of an on-board iPod pocket. It's the perfect combination to be both punched in the face and stabbed in the gut—and that's before you even leave your parents' house. [iPolo via Crunchgear]