Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

With Halloween just a couple of days away, you may find yourself searching frantically for that last minute costume. If any of the following outfits are on your list, strike them off immediately —for these are costumes likely to result in a severe ass kicking. And nothing ruins a Halloween faster than wedgie-induced taint rippage or having the hottest woman at the party kick you in the nuts. Enjoy.

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking