Happy Halloween, all you scary, scary readers. Today may be the official Halloween, but we've been celebrating the holiday for at least a few days now. Here are all of our best stories that you should be sure link in your mass holiday email to look cool:
Papercraft Skull with Moving Jaw
Make Blood Without Actually Bleeding
12 Best Jack-o'-Lanterns in the World
Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking
Mac-O-Lanterns
OuijaVote 2008
Haunted Home Spooky Furniture
Severed hand pets cats
Five Foot Frankenstein
Eating live octopus tentacles
Crazy Coffins
Japanese underwear with a banana in the front
Farty Pants Halloween costume
iPumpkin - iPod, Meet Pumpkin
Steampunk Time Machine is a Prop for the Ultimate Nerd Halloween Costume
And remember, never take a ride from a stranger, even if he offers you candy—at least on Halloween, because it's the one day of the year you can get the Snickers without the molestation.
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