Brando's Optiwind Mouse a Godsend for Sweaty-Palmed Geeks

While I still wait, breath a-bated, for the arrival of the USB trouser press from either Thanko or Solid Alliance, the sheer genius of some USB products never fail to impress me — like this Optiwind mouse, from Brando. And those of you out there with sweaty palms through too much hot desktop action (or a recognized medical condition) will salute Brando's ingenious mouse-fan hybrid. Full specs and price below.

Optical sensor: 800dpi
Built in cooling fan
Cooling fan switchable
Ergonomic Design
USB interface
Support Windows 98/ME/2000/XP
Cable Length: 1.2m
Dimension: 12 x 66 x 40 mm
Net Weight: 109g

Cooling Fan Specification:
Air Flow: 28 CFM
Speed: 1500 rpm
Noise Level: 25 dBA
Voltage: 5V DV (USB Power)
MTBF: 20,000 Hours

I wonder if the $22 Optiwind could be used as relief from penis burn by non-deskbound laptop users. [Brando]