Here's the Star NX788, a cellphone with dual SIM card slots and matching dual dial keys. Brian says that the best feature, however, is the secret compartment that can hold a Bluetooth headset and charge it at the same time—hopefully only when the cellphone is connected to a power source. I say that the best feature is that it is manufactured in China and it will probably never leave that country. Another image and obligatory poll after the jump:

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