Thanko USB Santa Boots Warm the Feet, Endow Gift Giving Ability

Did I also mention these USB powered, foot warming Santa Boots provide a portal into the mind of Santa Claus for 15 minutes, after which youre spit out behind a Toys-R-Us? Ok, fine, that's a lie. But with cold weather setting in, and Christmas season in full swing, this may be the most relevant USB product Thanko has offered. Actually, that's still not saying a lot. [Thanko via 7 Gadgets via Technabob]