Click to viewReports all over the world confirm the worst: the best Windows error ever was just the beginning of a planetary invasion by alien forces using time-space-twisting software code. There's no other explanation for this gallery of demoniacally absurd errors:
They are even trying to trick us. What the hell does "Error, the operation was completed successfully" means. And when a computer asks you "Are you sure you want to send Recycle Bin to the Recycle Bin?" can't you see it's an evil—EVIL I say—trap to disintegrate this dimension? What are you people thinking, god-dammit?
Clearly, Windows Media Player is right when it announces a "catastrophic failure." We are all doomed. [Thanks to all the Gizmodo readers who have been sending these images since last week]