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Cheer up, everyone! The holidays are upon us, and what better way to celebrate than creating a random greeting on this Holiday-O-Matic virtual greeting machine, and then annoying all your closest friends by emailing that message to them? It's convenient, mechanized and completely soulless for your holiday pleasure. Nevertheless, we simply adore its artwork and sound effects. We're especially fond of the cheery greeting we just created, "May your online shopping be joyous and filled with Swedish meatballs." Oh, what fun. Happy Christmas, everyone, and a merry new year. [Holiday-O-Matic]
You Know Christmas Is Coming When the Holiday-O-Matic Shows Up
1:59 PM on Thu Dec 20 2007
By Charlie White
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May your Yoga Class be Emo and filled with Rainbows.
/win on the first pull
The best part is that your whatever can be filled with Flying ninjas.
Or pirates, I suppose, if you're one of those types of people.
Its down...
bah and back up
and....back down again.
Remember -
The only way to win at Christmas is to give people stuff that's cheaper than what they got you.
"may your snowblowing be drama free and filled with chihuahuas"
Snowblowing filled with chihuahuas...
Nasty
I got the same prediction as last year:
56 Proof Eggnog, served in 24 ounce red Dixie cups.
Turkey with Tryptophan Farms stuffing, and that dark look from Grandma if you don't eat at least one pound of mashed potatoes along with it.
Uncle Bob with the explosive temper drinks too much and yells at Aunt Jenny that instead of getting a boob job she should have gotten a vagina reduction in the coat room, where they thought we couldn't all hear them but we could.
Same thing every year, such a coincidence. This thing is really accurate.
May your online shopping be resonably safe and filled with pirates!
What? Safe illegal downloads as christmas presents?? Cool...
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