The makers of this unique looking Ayur Chair claim that it can provide "perfect lumbar support while ergonomically lifting and separating your butt checks for optimum comfort." Since I have never sat in one, I can't really back up this claim. However, I can see how it would be beneficial when you have a serious beefer on deck and you need to do a little "lifting and separating" to ensure that everyone else in the office doesn't hear it. Is that worth the $500 price tag? Probably not, unless you have some serious gastrointestinal issues. [Product Page via Electro Plankton via Geekologie]
Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort
8:30 PM on Thu Dec 27 2007
By Sean Fallon
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More butt support!
More butt support!
that looks uncomfortable, and yet strangely comfortable at the same time...
Oh my... keep this one far far away from Britney Spears
Ayur is HIndi for "whitey is stupid enough to buy anything."
@glaeven: AGREE AGREE
@OneFingerSalute: "Sit me baby one more time"...
This should provide great separation and ventilation for Britney's overstrained labia.
Great for women that wear skirts.
I find it funny that they have a woman demonstrate this chair because this is how men sit on the NYC subway seats taking two seats to the disdain of many a women in NYC.
It seems that this Ayur Chair is a revolutionary work for people who has bad posture. But I have no troublesome issues mentioned above. Lol..
It seems that this Ayur Chair is a revolutionary work for people who has bad posture. But I don't think it is comfortable enough.
could you please explain what a "beefer" is (I'm from England, don't you know).
Well, it has an asian chick.
It needs a hot asian chick.
And a better color scheme.
I'd worry a lot about getting my testicles wedged in the gap. Yowzers!
All I can surely affirm is that the farts would reach the environment way faster than it does on an ordinary (and obstructing) chair.
@DelosWorld: Unless you're sitting naked or wearing really loose clothing it should be safe. But if you have an extremely pendulous scrotum then there's always the threat of getting instantly castrated by this chair...
Cycling saddles have done the split or lower seating in the middle for years~
They should make toilets like this..
surprised i'm the first to say this, but here it goes:
wow, looks like it could be good for some kinky sex positions... but the gap might need to be widened, depending on the guy, lol...
I think this would just make you have to pull your boxers out of the cleft of doom every time you stand up. No thanks.
they're definitely recycling the stationary bike hardware...
great for people that are into scat, but don't like the squatting...
throw your girl over the handle bars and pound away in mid air...
I think a more catchy name for this product might be the "Sumo Seat."
And isn't "Lifts and Separates" a Playtex (tm) trademark?
Now if it would just rotate into Downward Facing Dog.
@DelosWorld:
OMG.. that actually made me twitch... scary thoughts! :D
@Mandatory_Field: There's something similar with wonderbras, no? Lifts and "X?"?
These should sell well in the Bay Area. I can imagine a float at the next Mardi Gras having a deck full of these.
If that is the true description, I hand my hat to the writers.
"Fan included for extra-freshening feel"
"a serious beefer on deck" ... oookay...
I think it's a fart, at least I hope it is, because if you didn't want your co-workers to hear you take a dump you probably have more serious problems.
I'm pretty sure it's good for some sexual positions/situations... and that's about it.
You know.... I would not have thought you could legitimately use the term, "lifts and separates your butt cheeks" to advertise a product till now.
Maybe it's juvenile, but I am still giggling from seeing this :)
reminds me of the bench in "Star 80"
perfect for senators who take a wide stance on their seat
I can't picture the chair to be comfortable. It seems like a great gag gift.
"perfect lumbar support while ergonomically lifting and separating your butt checks for optimum comfort."
"separating your butt checks for optimum comfort."
"your butt checks"
"butt checks"
This from people who didn't even use chairs until very recently.
@lalahsghost: Yes, it was either them (Wonderbra) or Playtex, don't remember, but I think you're right.
all that lifting and separating is gonna cause both seat sections to be brown
Sweet, I've always wanted a Goatse brand butt conditioner.
I've sat in one of these and they're actually amazingly comfortable, but HELLA overpriced, especially considering they don't adjust to a height which could be considered remotely close to "ergonomic" for anyone taller than 5'6". (I'm 6'5", I felt like it was a midget chair.)
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