If there is in fact a "bro" with one of these, they are most likely accessorizing it with a platinum blonde wig and fishnets.

...not that there's anything wrong with that

Pimps need.

The non-lethal alternative when the pimp hand is exhausted.

@92BuickLeSabre: And hookers.

It may be feature-free, but it has a feature I've never seen in any other mp3 player.

Now Newark's hookers can be safe and fashionable (at least by New Jersey's standards).

Cue Drowing Pool's "Let the Bodies hit the floor"

Any other good tasering songs?

@danz32: Shock Me by Kiss! Which is the first song I will be loading up into my mp3 Taser.

@danz32: Anything by Ludacris?

What's really gonna bake your noodle is this really a taser with an mp3 player, or is it an mp3 player with a taser attachment?

how bout a taser attachment for a phone/flashlight/vibrator/standing table mixer?

You know that problem you have when you've drained the battery on your iPhone because you listened to music all day, and now you need to make a phone call? Same problem here, but you also get raped.

Don't forget, Frooch-- One man's tacky is another man's FABULOUS!!!

Except for this. This is tacky.

its only the leopard print that makes this tacky. who hasnt wanted to rock out to their favorite tunez while tasering someone?

MP3 player is part of the holster, not the tazer.

as long as there's a "don't tase me, bro" ringtone, I'll buy it.

I wish people would stop calling weapons that have killed people "non-lethal".

i've heard that if you taser yourself with it, the music gets better. now you can play britney spears & LOVE IT! but of course check with your doctor first & set it to non-lethal :p

A police officer discovers a man holding a Taser and standing over a body on ground. Upon questioning, the man replies "but officer, the rap music made me do it. No really, listen."

No one, and I do mean no one, wants to get a beat down to a soundtrack.

@willentrekin: I have a friend who drowned, but I still consider water non-lethal.

@zenpoet: Not everyone who gets shot dies. Are guns and bullets non-lethal?

If you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before, someone will buy it.

@willentrekin: Actually, tazers are considered "less lethal," and not non-lethal as you claim. Second, isn't your argument a bit non sequitor?
The point is that things considered lethal, such as guns and bullets, are created for the specific reason of creating damage (either to others, to game, or to property), where as tazers are designed not to kill, but can produce those results in people at times. That is why it is called "less lethal."

Would suck to have your phone ring and you grab this and stick it in your ear instead...