Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Click to view"Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?" is a children's book dedicated to "Helping Your Child Understand the Stay-At-Home Server." At first we snarked at this over-the-top marketing propaganda. But then it made us crap our pants with laughter.

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S

Microsoft's Brainwashing Children's Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?S