• By Sean Fallon
    Jan 14, 2008 5:00 PM 7,660
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    Go Ahead...Make My Breakfast! Insert Your Joke Here

    When it comes to these gun-shaped egg molds, other acceptable headlines include:

    •"Say hello to my little chicken!"
    •A great source of Omega-357 and Anti-Uzidents.
    •Gun shaped eggs promote fowl play.
    •This is your brain. This is your brain shaped like an Uzi.
    •Shot in the yolk, and you're to blame. You give breakfast a bad name.
    •Nothing says "I love you honey" like a gun in the mouth.
    •Make one false move and I'll scramble your eggs.
    •That's what I call "insani-tasty."

    Got something better? I hope so—because these are horrible. So bring it on. [Product Page via Spluch via Laughing Squid]


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