I can't lie—as funny as every parody of the easy target the Macbook Air will be, I want one. Sure the computer's sealed tighter than Jessica Alba's underwear when the director pitches her a nude scene, but such technological chastity brings about a laptop that's sexy without being pornographic and graceful/delicate without cracking in your hands (yet).

Still, until I can justify the $1,800+ on a computer I'll almost never use, does anyone know where I can find some manila envelope-themed lingerie? [via digg]