Pen-top utensils! Seriously, are these not the greatest inventions ever? I never want to use regular flatware again, as I can't jot down notes on my dinner with a normal fork. I mean, these things are a gimme for restaurant reviewers, but from now on whenever I'm eating I'll always know in the back of my mind that it could be better; I could be able to write with my knife.

[Book of Joe]