Wiimote Complete Sports Pack Includes 18 Accessories in One Box

I have mixed feelings about this Complete Sports Pack for the Nintendo Wii, with 18 Wiimote accessories in one box. Yes, they seem to cover every single game known to mankind and yes, I know that everyone loves their Wiimote accessories. But this fully-loaded $45.80 set—not surprisingly by some company called Mad Cow—is strangely disturbing. Or better said, dildonically terrifying. Or maybe it's just my mind bringing some images back (which, sadly, some people may find NSFW after the jump.)

Wiimote Complete Sports Pack Includes 18 Accessories in One Box

Wiimote Complete Sports Pack Includes 18 Accessories in One Box

Wiimote Complete Sports Pack Includes 18 Accessories in One Box

Wiimote Complete Sports Pack Includes 18 Accessories in One Box

Wiimote Complete Sports Pack Includes 18 Accessories in One Box

Wiimote Complete Sports Pack Includes 18 Accessories in One Box

Wiimote Complete Sports Pack Includes 18 Accessories in One Box

Wiimote Complete Sports Pack Includes 18 Accessories in One Box

Wiimote Complete Sports Pack Includes 18 Accessories in One Box

See? It is disturbing: this 18-in-1 Wiimote Complete Sports Pack looks like the perfect accessory pack for Nick Rivers' The Anal Intruder. Remember, "neverrrr plug 120V gadget into 220V powerrr socket." [Deal Extreme]