If pajamas get itchy when you wear them to bed, I have a great solution: sleep naked. If that's not an option for a self-hating person like yourself, some fancy new PJs have been developed that are totally "itch-free" and will even regulate your temperature. They're made from a fabric called Dermasilk, which is apparently really comfortable, and judging by the picture will make you look pretty ridiculous. They were developed for Travelodge, so next time you're staying at a really cheap hotel maybe you'll get a complimentary set of these things. [Telegraph via Spulch]
Itch-Free, Temperature-Regulating, Sex-Preventing Pajamas Created
11:30 AM on Tue Feb 5 2008
By Adam Frucci
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Is that a Hillary sticker I spy, Frucci? He he..
She looks like sperm
Haha. Inspired by "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask" right?
I hear that Travelodge created them to help combat the swarms of bed bugs found in the beds at their motels.
There's no such thing as pajamas that prevent sex. They can have care bears with swastikas on their tummies, and I will not be swayed.
sexy...if you are into hairless space people critters
@ItsMrJP: thats my fetish
Who wears itchy pajamas with a skintight hood? I'm gonna rob a bank with a pair of those and a hair dryer; gonna claim I'm a spacepirate from the future. I see no flaws in this plan.
Nice to know Travelodge acknowledges people don't want to actually touch a bed that someone was having sex in an hour ago, and actually doing something about it.
What Travelodge isn't saying is that you have to leave them in the room after your stay. Is that worse than sleeping under a not washed comforter?
i just had a flash-back to the movie Spies Like Us.
@Hiphopopotamus: there *are* no flaws in that plan, keep us posted on how it turns out
Reminds me of the pale folks in Minority Report...
were developed for Travelodge
Based on the number of BED BUG complaints that they have received. Don't fix the problem...put a band aid on it.
Does it come with an extra dose of dignity?
Cool, you can go from your bed, to your job engineering microprocessors and back to your bed again without changing clothes.
she's kinda hot for a sleepy space pirate... I personally can't imagine sleeping in socks AND gloves...
Who sleeps with their bra on?
All she's missing is Woody Allen glasses.
Are you sure this is for Travelodge and not for Michael Jackson?
@Noobs-R-Us: Think it's Obamarama.
@schrutebuck: Apparently visualizing the actual sperm itself is incredibly counter-reproductive.
@QB8Young: LOL It needs a veil and a surrounding hermetic oxygen tent to qualify for the Jackson/Hillary seal of approval.
@bms: That's exactly what I was thinking. I wonder if they'll have e DEET layer.
@jdiazj1:
exactly!!!!!! (you need imagination to see that this is a truly great product)
Does she come in latex?
.... IT, I mean.
Lookes like THX 1138.
Alright, now I don't have to worry about bed bugs or other strange substances while staying at Travelodge!!!
Humor aside there are much better looking versions of the Dermasilk.
See here - [www.dermasilk.co.uk]
If Dermasilk is so super-comfy cozy against the skin, why is the little lady wearing a bra?
I disagree about "sex preventing", grrrrowl!!
p.s. dont eat cookies in bed, the crumbs make you itch.
@Tony C: Because if it's sheer enough to see the bra, it's sheer enough to be NWS without it.
Make that a bit more durable and you've got a Starfleet uniform.
It's just not the future unless we're all wearing unisex pajamas all the time.
@ItsMrJP: I too find it sexy.
@Lorne: All unisex pajamas, all the time. Sounds like a great techno party theme.
@Kaiser-Machead: Newest fetish: Nazi Carebear Humpers.
HA, that's hilarious. So developed by travellodge eh? So I'm guessing the comfort thing maybe a marketing pitch, and the real reason they made them is so they can cut back on cleaning costs? Are you supposed to use these with underwear too (judging by the picture)? screw this... i'm sleepin' nekkid
This looks what you wear in hyper-sleep for 20 years or something.
@jdiazj1: Anybody that knows you're watching!
If they're for Travelodge, then they're probably to keep you from getting scabies, rabies and emphysema...
Why not call it the body condom and get done with it.
Bedbugs? Travelodge? NO!!! surely not! ;-)
THX1138... where are you...
THX1138... where are you...
@Curves: Sure, but hypersleep is always better naked! Like Alien or Supernova! Yeeaaahhh... ;o)
@Dirk: Or "Sleeper".
@SinistarX: Not if they move that strategically placed sticker down an inch or so. Besides, if you go up on Dermasilk's website, none of their other models appear to be wearing extra underwear.
Yo!... it's like Woody Allen's "Bananas? movie... but in 2008!
OMG! You can clearly see her toes through that! Harlot!
Do...not...wait...sort...of...so confused.
Ooookay, even if these magic PJ's are itch proof, why cover your head with them?
I guess I don't understand what's wrong with just WASHING THE SHEETS! You can't even argue the "Green Scene" side of things, because there are several ways to "recycle" the water used. So again....Instead of creeping people out by having an entire hotel full of space people....just wash the sheets. It'd be cheaper than giving everyone free pajamas.
I don't know why they say this will deter sex since her head is uncovered. I do see the ears are out of the picture though. Oh well!
Well, Evangeline Lilly seems to be enjoying it.
@Nintenboy01: indeed, it does reminds one of the future spying people n that movie.
Why stop with the hood? I say a whole face cover with nigh but slits for eyes.
You'd look like a sleepy albino Spider-Man
BTW, this is the lamest porn I've ever seen.
Judging by the title of this article, you've never heard of dry humping? Tsk.
So tired of people* telling me to sleep naked. Like I never tried it and decided I LIKE pajamas.
*especially man-people who have never rolled over onto one of their own boobs.
@kostia: Um. Isn't it clear that we say that so that we can roll over onto one of your boobs?
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo...
This may be great for someone that has excema.
Right now lawyers for Mr. Allen (Woody to his closest friends) are scrambling to make a statement and sue.... There's prior art for this, you see!
I would still pork her.
Somehow I don't see the hotel letting you take a set home for free. Did you see those retail prices? 50 GBP (almost 100 USD) just for the top!