Heart MP3 Players Lock Together With a Kiss, Lock Us Over Sickbag

These MP3 players grab on to every single lovey-dovey Valentine's cliché: a separable pair of players for you and your other half, that look like kissing lovers when they're stuck together in a cutesy heart shape. We don't know where you can buy them, but we do know they've got touch controls, have 1GB memory each, cost the equivalent of $55 in China and are absolutely sick-makingly hideous. [Zol, New Launches]