Vile Mortadella Rug Gives Excuse to Say 'Hide the Sausage' in a Headline

Number two in an occasional series of crazy things to do with meat, this is Mortadella, one of four sausage-inspired rugs. The others in the series are (below, from left) Blood Sausage, Bierschinken and Salami. Made in Germany and available online, I think I can safely say that it's one of the Wurst rugs I've ever seen. *Sound of single gunshot followed by large thud* [Wurstteppich]

Vile Mortadella Rug Gives Excuse to Say 'Hide the Sausage' in a Headline

Vile Mortadella Rug Gives Excuse to Say 'Hide the Sausage' in a Headline

Vile Mortadella Rug Gives Excuse to Say 'Hide the Sausage' in a Headline