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We've written our share of words on Star Wars, Star Wars LEGO, Star Wars lightsabers, Star Wars lightsaber clubs, and Star Wars iPhones...but even still, we're not as prolifically spoken as this 3-year-old girl who recounts the Star Wars to her father.
Later, it's he who tells the story behind her filming:
She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn't have the camera going. When I finally caught her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version...Believe it or not, she has seen the movie only once, and I spread it out over three days so it wouldn't be too much all at once for her.Gentlemen, we have a future heartbreaker on our hands. Shield your 3-year-old sons. Trust us, she's out of their league. [via crunchgear]
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Absolutely adorable.
LMAO, brilliant!!
future heartbreaker idd =P
That was an overload of cuteness.
I don't agree with showing Star Wars to a three year old, but then I'm not her dad.
"dont talk back to dark vader, he'll get ya" lol
Why do I get the feeling that this posting will cause the banhammer to come out of its case?
Darth Vader, he'll get-cha!
"blowed up" "pokey ball thing"
Ahh. Kids are so innocent. Now imagine if the human race stayed that way and never got more educated. So peaceful.
Awwww. I want a sequel where she explains "No Country for Old Men". THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE!
In about 15 years her father's hair will be prematurely SHOCK WHITE and he'll be a "gun hobbyist" or "collector"
Seriously, somewhere a 3-year old geek boy just got a tingly feeling all over.... there is a great disturbance in the force...
BTW, I will never again refer to "Obi Kenobi" as Obi-Wan
@Lloyd: Or better yet "There will be Blood".
We'd get to hear her say "I drink your milkshake"
george lucas ain't got shit on this kid
@Magiksreal: lol
That was pretty funny.
I found her summary more compelling and entertaining than Episode 1.
Now have her explain Rashomon.
@Mobius: I found it more entertaining and compelling than Episode IV.And I turned it off after about 10 seconds.
I'm not sure why we rush to sexualize a three year old.
She's adorable though, and definitely should be in a Welch's commercial or something. Love the bit about Darth Vadar.
Too funny.
They should have gotten her to do the prequels. Then they would have had better dialogue.
gezz it wasn't the sand people it was the Jawas that sold the droids, every one knows that
seems pretty idiotic to make your 3 years old daughter watch episode 4...and post it on youtube...
So cute! I love that she refers to the target droid as a pokeball.
Maybe she could do Silence of the Lambs next.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
That would be priceless.....
Haha, shes a cutie. I think shes knows the timeline better than I do.
She is SO adorable.
If she were to sing an Apple commercial it might sound like this...
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@slingblade: Very few people actually get TO that level of education, let alone surpass her.
Wow. That was wonderful. Having a 4 year old, 7 year old, and 11 year old....Cuteness is rare.
There are several robot garage sales around where I live too!
Thank Heaven for little girls.....
@Mobius:
the white space to the right side of the comments is more entertaining that Episode 1…[and 2 and 3[
She's a better writer than Lucas.
Dear Lord, what a cute child.
Monday starting off good. Thanks for the great clip. She's adorable.
That kid is awesome! She should get an Oscar for Best Summarization.
Long Live Obi-Kenobi!!!
Yeah, she really is cute... but it seems a little creepy of the parents (or whoever is responsible) to force star wars on her. IMHO, it's a little inappropriate for a girl her age to be that into ANY sort of media.
What ever happened to going outside to play?
I don't think three yars old is soon enough to introduce your kid to Star Wars, although I'd probably start with some Tolkien: "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit". There. Kid's forever ruined, just like daddy.
Wait a minute.... not to be TOO careful and cynical but...
did anyone administer her a Voight Kampf test?
My two year old boy LOVES star wars. He likes to run around nekkid yelling "I'm Princess Leia!"
It was also adorable when he put on his mean face and yelled "I am your father!"
Way too cute.
@wezelboy:
*blink* *blink* I think my brain just cramped from the vortex of wrong that just opened up...
@wezelboy: umm...... nevermind...
@Irregular_Joe: what's wrong with showing star wars to a 3 year old? it's like any other fairy tale - good guy/bad guy, little bit of danger, good buy wins. Empire strikes back might be a little too dark for someone very young, but even that one...
Sure it's cute and all. Am I the only one that knows that it was the Jawas who took R2D2 and the shiny guy?
She said it was the Sandpeople!!!
What's next? Is she going to tell us that Chewbacca is from Endor?
Maybe Luke flies the Millenium Falcon in this little girls crazy parallel universe too.
(JK)
WARNING - Spoilers and Graphic Violence - Unreleased footage of youngling dying after attack by Darth Vader in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith left on digital cutting room floor due to graphic nature.
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Outstanding. My 4 year old-boy might have hope yet. he is a die-hard R2 fan, as he has the robot that follows him around, spins, dances, and is also scared of Vader.
Though, If Thomas the Train, instead of Jar-jar were in I-III, the 4 y/o, and the whole world might have found them palatable.
@se7a7n7:
That's a good point. That's exactly why I think 3 year olds shouldn't be able to be court reporters or detectives.
@froggy: It's not really the subject matter that disturbs me... I just don't think it's healthy to expose a toddler of such a young age to a lot of movies or tv shows, in general. Maybe if she read the books instead, I wouldn't complain. =P
But to each his own, I suppose.
My three year old son is hooked on lost. every night when jeopardy is on he asks if lost is next and then explains the episode from last week. It kinda scares me how much he knows about shooting people and them dying but he loves the show. Maybe Ill have to let him watch starwars and see what he says.
My kid has this one beat. He's 3-1/2 and knows the entire storyline to the entire saga. It helps that I watch it with him and tell him the names of characters and if they are good and bad. You just don't plop your child in front of a movie like that with out helping them out storyline wise.
His favorite t-shirt has Darth Vader pointing that says "The Spawn of Evil" on it.
@froggy: because when I was that age I wasn't getting indoctrinated by star wars, I was getting indoctrinated by Jesus.
Star Wars was the first movie I saw in theaters, and I was 3 years old when it came out in 1977. My parents, both academics, took me because they had read NO reviews of it and assumed it was going to be a Carl Sagan/NOVA-esque studious treatment of extra terrestrial science. Short story: I screamed in fear through the entire movie, and was traumatized for weeks after. I asked them, years later, if the "Wars" part of the title shouldn't have given them a hint or two that there might be violence involved...
@weatherman:
I came here to say that she should be in a Welch's commercial.